(I've become a generally very angry person. I'm so angry about everything it's concerning!)
-Hijacked statuses that say things like "whee (insert name of hijacker) is so freakin awesome!!" Seriously. if you're going to hijack someone's status, at least try writing something that's actually funny or worth reading? I don't know...
-Inane updates every 5 secs like "hohohehehe (or any other type of obnoxious-sounding exclamation) having a cuppa at xxx cafe/thinking hard about I should have for dinner" etc etc. Hohohehe yes I really need to tell the whole world today I drove to uni and paid $3.70 for parking.
-Some pseudo inspirational quote or cheesy and annoying ones about people and relationships - this one is more of a personal attack really... if I'm going to have to listen to you go on about 'letting go of the hurt' and 'learning to trust' and 'wrapping yourself in the arms of someone who loves you', I'm going to have to make sure you know other things first. Like the fact that HIV is the virus that causes AIDS. Okay but to be fair it's not like we didn't all already know people who write magazines or actually pore over them (I mean hardcore pore. like analyse-EVERY-single-page-including-ads kind of pore. does it make you wanna ROFL or what?) are complete airheads.
-Very very very emo statuses that borrow the saddest quotes about relationships from god-knows-where - and you thought these were gone, like the msn days. A few times is okay, daily drama queen is not.
-Status updates by anyone acting smart. Die bitches.
I'm just thankful for the little 'x' in the top right-hand corner of every post.
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